I had the greatest epiphany today at work.
For those of you who don't know, I work in the research lab at a mental hospital. Now, normally I don't really think about it, but there are some times when I can't help it. For example, when I see this girl who has tattoos up and down her arms and legs, who wears oddly colored skirts and shirts and has a completely shaved head save for a little strip at the front that hangs down and makes her look like an overgrown paintbrush ...
Uh, anyway. As I was saying. I was at lunch and I sat down in a chair which, I realized, had a loose arm on the right side. So I moved it around and I realized that one of the screws was missing. Not just loose, but completely missing; and I couldn't help but laugh as I thought that either by human intervention or because that's the way it just happened, the chair at a mental institution had a screw missing.
Yeah, so anyway. I'm way too snarkful for my own good. But dang, is it fun.
-David
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