A couple of hicks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled up into his head. His friend runs to the nearest phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
-David
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